10 Things Donald Trump DOESN’T want you to know!

Lol caught you a cracker. Truth be told we know very little about Donald Trump or in fact politics in general. Instead we’re giving you the chance to delve into the forgotten world of our back catalogue and forgotten songs. So here is the extensive listand where you can hear them:

1. Take My Heart

Arguably the worst song we’ve ever written. Birthed at the beginning of the band before we’d developed our trademark comedy and wit. It can be found on YouTube as our first, worst and currently only music vid! Enjoy.


2. Cold Cold Rain

With classy lyrics, “I wanna see you move on this night, I wanna see you move in the moonlight” This song was an instant hit. A throw back to heart break suffered by a one of the boys from the girl who left him in out in the cold cold rain! This one can be sourced on myspace and a live version on youtube.

3. Chemical Town

An ode to our school lives with tributes to the teachers who made us who we are, for better or worse. This song seems to get worse each time we play it and has deservedly been put out to pasture.  You can find it on myspace and live on youtube!x_lon_toxicspain3_150212.nbcnews-ux-1080-600

4. About you

A sad song. A very sad song. Written in our darkest hour this song provides no light. What’s it about? You. It’s all about you. Find out more here:

5. Mario land

Graeme wanted to write a song in Italian and why not. We don’t know what it means or what its about. Funnier than it sounds. Currently no access to this on line. Unlikely to change.

6. There is no spoon

Unlike for Neo sometimes a lack of spoon is a problem. Especially when you’ve been looking forward to a crunch corner all day. Yummy! Not available online.

7. Video store

What happens if you’re walking down town to the video store and you see a girl that you can’t ignore? Well if you’re Goldfish Jones you write a song about it, and a cracking song too! This one is flirting with the album. Will it get in? You decide, listen here!

8. We’ve got time

Do we? Apparently we do but we didn’t have time to ever record a demo of this one so its unlikely you’ll ever hear it. Shame.

9. Hovis

Joe wrote a song about his love of half and half hovis bread, sounds so wrong yet tastes so right! He has yet to be allowed to play it with Graeme stating,” Its actually one of the crappest things he’s ever written. Shocking.”

10. Panic street preachers.

A song dedicated to the heart wrenching moment you’re given your items and change in a shop and feel the pressure of the queue behind you. The song didn’t live up to the concept and as of yet has remained unreleased.

11. The mountain

Some song G range wrote that we can’t remember.

12. 3 second memory

By far the best of our back catalogue. This ones delves into the meaningless life of a goldfish with a three second memory, but is it really about a goldfish at all or the existential crisis we will all inevitably face at some stage in our meaningless lives? Who knows! Hear it here and don’t forget to subscribe! Sorry for misleading you with Donald Trump.







  1. Alison · May 16, 2016

    I love songs and really feel like they are therapy for me. I see that many of your songs are songs that have helped through a specific time or event.


  2. SofarsoSabine · May 16, 2016

    Funny songs, and so secretive that Donald Trump doesn’t want us to know! hahah. http://www.sofarsosabine.com


  3. helensnowdon · May 16, 2016

    Interesting title. The whole world is going to need some serious help if he get’s into power. Maybe you could do Earth a favour and chuck your guitar at him very hard?


  4. Kay · May 17, 2016

    LOL! I was carried away with the title too. I almost started wondering whether he sang them – hahah!


  5. You got me with the title! If you only have one music video, surely it is also your best? 😉


  6. Jessica Ayun · May 17, 2016

    Humorous post. Hopefully these songs might enlighten voters out there. 🙂


  7. emmyhaags · May 17, 2016

    haha this post is great!! Hopefully voters will see this! too funny!


  8. Saswati Bhoi · May 17, 2016

    Ohh!! I was so confused when I open the title!! ha ha ha….I now realize, such a great post this is!! funny!! 🙂


  9. Nicolas Puegher · May 17, 2016

    That is some tricky title! LOL. There is a pluging to add the soundcloud videos like youtube?


  10. Stella the Travelerette · May 18, 2016

    Ha! Clever title! But I do not know why you wrote a song about me! I’m pretty sure we’ve never met! Is the song Mario land about the Super Mario Bros,?


  11. karlapitzen · May 18, 2016

    I was actually very relieved that the post was not really about Donald Trump!


  12. Helen · May 18, 2016

    I expected to read about Trump! But this was so much better and with a great point!


  13. Rodanthi · May 18, 2016

    Hahaha. I kept trying to find out what Donald Trump had to do with all these songs. 🙂


  14. Celeste Sundragonlady Choi · May 20, 2016

    I was reading through looking to see where the political agenda tied into your post. But, after reading through it, I find that I like your songs a lot better than Trump. 😉 HA! Thanks for sharing. Great post 😉


  15. Rose Sahetapy · August 3, 2016

    The tittle really caught my eyes! I know little about Trump, but it doesn’t matter as long as I can enjoy good songs.


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